- White parents: Awhh' Honey, just stay in bed, I will bring some medicine for you
- Asian parents: I told you not to go out. I told you to wear a jacket. You see, that's what you get for not wearing something warm.
- How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.
That moment when you’re in desperate NEED of your friend. AND SHE WON’T REPLY.
I BET SHE’S JUST LAUGHING AT ME RIGHT NOW THINKING, “eh.. no imma just not reply and let her freak out by herself LOL” -__- best friends for life
That moment when you realize that someone is becoming excessively endeared to you… it’s really scary.